The Great Below

● ⸺   AND HOW WE CAME TO BE   ⸻⸻⸻ !

"A place for you to come and unwind, rest, or have a nice chat."

  Siyra Phemduk   has been a resident of the Lavender Beds since 2016 with her husband Ser Phemduk. Shes always been a huge housing fan and enthusiast, helping others decorate, and manage her free company home's décor as well. It wasn't until recently she started to venture out to actual venues around Primal.Siyra decided to turn her humble abode into a relaxing venue for adventurers looking for a place to rest, take a dip in a hot tub after a long day, or grab something to eat and drink. She was inspired to do so by other relaxing venues like   The Nomnomazu  , and the   Senpan Tea House  .The Great Below serves   six different menus   (please note all times are listed in Central time):

If your host does not tell you what menu is currently being served, please don't hesitate to ask!
There are currently no set hours of operation, so keep an eye on Party Finder. Please don't forget to write in the guestbook upstairs on your way out!Big thank you to   Mona Erendira   for catching all the beautiful fish displayed in the fish tanks!
Huge shout out to   Mazi'to Apkallu,   who helped with the remodel!
Thank you   Yao Shi (Atelier YAO)   with all your help on the Carrd revamp!

Siyra Phemduk

● ⸺   OWNER, CHEF, WAITRESS   ⸻⸻⸻ !

  Siyra   is a long time resident of the beautiful Lavender Beds, and has wanted nothing more than to open her home up to others. You may not have guessed, but Siyra is quite the introvert - however,   she loves stimulating conversation.   If you want to chat, don't be afraid to talk to her. If you don't, she'll leave you alone to relax, periodically checking up on you.Hopefully you never have to hear Siyra play music. All she knows is how to bang on some drums.

Pasta Straza

● ⸺   RESIDENT HOUSECAT & BARD   ⸻⸻⸻ !

  If you're lucky   during your visit at The Great Below, you might get to see Pasta, the resident house cat and bard. Pasta likes to snuggle up in front of the fireplace, on the fireplace, or on top of the many aquariums we have.She is a bit shy, but   she does love pets and ear scratches.   If you're really lucky, you might hear her play a song or two.If you like the songs she plays, and want to leave a tip, you may do so, or let Siyra know.

A Relaxing Place for All

● ⸺   THINGS TO KEEP IN MIND   ⸻⸻⸻ !

  All are welcome!   This is a place where RPers and non-RPers alike can enjoy the atmosphere. Please keep all 18+ RP to party chat and tells. Everything else is pretty simple:

Eat Your Fill!

● ⸺   THERE'S SOMETHING FOR EVERYONE   ⸻⸻ !

  The Great Below   offers six different menus, and occasionally a seasonal menu. Two are available all hours of the day, while the others are available within certain hours.

Each menu is labeled with the times it's being served, and you will be notified of the current menu upon entering The Great Below. If you aren't told which menu is currently being served, please ask Siyra and she'll let you know!Don't want to ask what time it is, and would rather find out for yourself?   Click here to see the current time in Texas.  We understand you are most likely in a different time zone, but we do ask you please do not order off menu. Being able to help all customers within a timely manner and manage inventory is dependent on this!

Eat Your Fill!

● ⸺   THERE'S SOMETHING FOR EVERYONE   ⸻⸻ !

  The Great Below   offers six different menus, and occasionally a seasonal menu. Two are available all hours of the day, while the others are available within certain hours.

Each menu is labeled with the times it's being served, and you will be notified of the current menu upon entering The Great Below. If you aren't told which menu is currently being served, please ask Siyra and she'll let you know!Don't want to ask what time it is, and would rather find out for yourself?   Click here to see the current time in Texas.  We understand you are most likely in a different time zone, but we do ask you please do not order off menu. Being able to help all customers within a timely manner and manage inventory is dependent on this!

Beverages

● ⸺   FOR THE THIRSTY   ⸻⸻ !

All beverages on this menu are available   all hours of the day.  
All non-alcoholic beverages are 5,000 gil, and all alcoholic beverages are 10,000 gil.

Capital G

  Mmmm..   who doesn't love a nice warm cup of   hot chocolate?   Don't want the caffeine, but still want something with rich flavor? The Capital G is for Great, because that's exactly what this is.

Adrift & At Peace

  Ahhh,   nothing like a warm cup of   chamomile tea   to help you unwind at the end of a long day. It'll probably help you fall right asleep, too.

Purest Feeling

  Using only   the shiniest of mirror apples, this   apple juice   is homemade by boiling them slowly on low heat before mashing them and straining out the skins.

In This Twilight

  If you   don't want to get right to bed, a cup of classic   mulled tea   from Ul'dah will perk you right up, and get you through the hours of the night.

Was it Worth it?

  Making     pineapple juice   from scratch is no easy feat. Although our hands are covered in bandages, we think the sweet taste makes it worth it.

Sun Spots

  There is   nothing quite as refreshing as an ice cold glass of   lemonade   on a warm, sunny day. Our lemonade is made in-house, fresh, daily!

Temp Fix

  Long day at work,   or just having a tough time? A glass of this   happiness juice   will be a temporary fix, just as it's name implies. Even if you're already happy, this will give you that extra kick!

Sanctified

  This cocktail   is perfect for any time of day or night. This glass of   frozen spirits   is made by fermenting bananas and figs, and blending them with ice.

Downward Spiral

  While the   blue drink is a favorite of many, this red   commanding craftman's draught   is a lot of people's favorite, too. People constantly debate which one of these is better. Everyone knows The Fragile is the best, but we have to please those who think the Downward Spiral reigns supreme.

The Fragile

  This beautiful   blue   cunning craftsman's draught   works wonders; it makes you feel real good, and takes your mind to another place. The cerulean beverage will give you a whole body full of tingles, and is a world-renowned favorite.

Pretty Hate Machine

  It's the one   that started them all - this gorgeous   competent craftsman's draught   is a classic cocktail that tastes good, and gets the job done. A lot of people put this drink at the top of their list, and those who don't still appreciate it for what it is, and means to everyone else.

Eat Your Fill!

● ⸺   THERE'S SOMETHING FOR EVERYONE   ⸻⸻ !

  The Great Below   offers six different menus, and occasionally a seasonal menu. Two are available all hours of the day, while the others are available within certain hours.

Each menu is labeled with the times it's being served, and you will be notified of the current menu upon entering The Great Below. If you aren't told which menu is currently being served, please ask Siyra and she'll let you know!Don't want to ask what time it is, and would rather find out for yourself?   Click here to see the current time in Texas.  We understand you are most likely in a different time zone, but we do ask you please do not order off menu. Being able to help all customers within a timely manner and manage inventory is dependent on this!

Breakfast

● ⸺   FOR THE EARLY RISERS   ⸻⸻ !

Good morning, everyone!
Below is our breakfast menu, which is served between   5:00AM and 11:00AM Central time.  

Capital G

—   5,000 GIL   ⸻⸻ !

  Mmmm..   who doesn't love a nice warm cup of   hot chocolate?   Don't want the caffeine, but still want something with rich flavor? The Capital G is for Great, because that's exactly what this is.

So Tired

—   5,000 GIL   ⸻⸻ !

  Out late,   or up early, and need a little pick me up? This famous Eorzean   espresso con panna   is tasty with it's unique dollop of sour cream. Don't knock it 'til you try it!

Eraser

—   5,000 GIL   ⸻⸻ !

  While     orange juice   goes well with breakfast, it serves more than one purpose. It's high in antioxidants and micronutrients, making it good at erasing all those nasty bugs and helps the immune system work properly.

Piggy

—   4,000 GIL   ⸻⸻ !

  Hey, pig, piggy, pig, pig, pig.   What's better than bacon in the morning? Bacon and bread. You can't go wrong with   bacon bread.  

The Perfect Drug

—   4,000 GIL   ⸻⸻ !

  Oh,     cornbread.   Your arrow goes straight through my heart, without you everything just falls apart. You are literally the perfect drug.

Metal

—   6,000 GIL   ⸻⸻ !

  What's more metal   than a plate of   scrambled eggs   for breakfast? Literally nothing. Enjoy this delicious classic by itself, with a coffee, or maybe some bacon bread.

Mr. Self Destruct

—   6,000 GIL   ⸻⸻ !

  As the song goes -   I am the truth from which you run - it is clear that yes,   cheese risotto   is a breakfast item. You can fight us all you want on this, but you're not going to win. Just deal with it, and accept the new normal.

Eat Your Fill!

● ⸺   THERE'S SOMETHING FOR EVERYONE   ⸻⸻ !

  The Great Below   offers six different menus, and occasionally a seasonal menu. Two are available all hours of the day, while the others are available within certain hours.

Each menu is labeled with the times it's being served, and you will be notified of the current menu upon entering The Great Below. If you aren't told which menu is currently being served, please ask Siyra and she'll let you know!Don't want to ask what time it is, and would rather find out for yourself?   Click here to see the current time in Texas.  We understand you are most likely in a different time zone, but we do ask you please do not order off menu. Being able to help all customers within a timely manner and manage inventory is dependent on this!

Lunch

● ⸺   FOR THE MID-DAY MUNCHERS   ⸻⸻ !

こんにちは!
For lunch we offer a variety of Japanese food, which is served between   11:00AM and 6:00PM Central time.  

Top of the Hour

—   5,000 GIL   ⸻⸻ !

  Enjoy a delightful cup   of fresh, hot   matcha.   What makes our matcha so special, you ask? Who cares? You know it tastes good and that's all you need to know.

A Warm Place

—   4,000 GIL   ⸻⸻ !

  The best thing about life   is knowing it contains   miso soup with tofu.   This Far Eastern staple is made with miso paste, fish stock, and delicious bite-sized pieces of soft tofu.

Running

—   4,000 GIL   ⸻⸻ !

  In a total rush,   but need something to eat? Our   tempura platter   is a quick and easy meal you can take on the go, even if you think you're out of time.

Home

—   6,000 GIL   ⸻⸻ !

  There really is nothing   like the hearty, rich broth of   popoto soba   to return you to the only place you ever felt you belonged.

La Mer

—   6,000 GIL   ⸻⸻ !

  And in a love song,   the sea cradled my heart for life. Is there anything more luxurious than some   onigari-yaki   for lunch? Treat yourself and enjoy this beautifully seasoned lobster, grilled in its shell over an open flame.

Eat Your Fill!

● ⸺   THERE'S SOMETHING FOR EVERYONE   ⸻⸻ !

  The Great Below   offers six different menus, and occasionally a seasonal menu. Two are available all hours of the day, while the others are available within certain hours.

Each menu is labeled with the times it's being served, and you will be notified of the current menu upon entering The Great Below. If you aren't told which menu is currently being served, please ask Siyra and she'll let you know!Don't want to ask what time it is, and would rather find out for yourself?   Click here to see the current time in Texas.  We understand you are most likely in a different time zone, but we do ask you please do not order off menu. Being able to help all customers within a timely manner and manage inventory is dependent on this!

Dinner

● ⸺   FOR THE EVENING DINERS   ⸻⸻ !

Good evening, y'all. It's time for dinner!
We offer something for everyone: vegetarians, pescatarians, and carnivores. This menu is served between   6:00PM and 11:00PM Central time.  

Into the Void

—   5,000 GIL   ⸻⸻ !

  Some may call it     grape juice,   but it's really one of the finest red wines in all of Eorzea. Hand-picked grapes from Eastern La Noscea, it's oaky flavors are complimented with hints of cherry, raspberry, vanilla, and various spices.

The New Flesh

—   4,000 GIL   ⸻⸻ !

  Are you a vegetarian,   or looking for something that's lighter, yet still filling? Then our fresh and crisp   blood tomato salad   is the perfect meal for you!

Love is Not Enough

—   2,000 GIL   ⸻⸻ !

  Of course   love is not enough! Because you also need bread! Bread makes everything better! It completes you!
If you order The New Flesh you get a bread roll for free!

Deep

—   6,000 GIL   ⸻⸻ !

  From the deep   blue seas around Eorzea, our   pan-fried mahi-mahi   is thrown in a light tempura flour and seasoned with a blend of citrus flavors, sea salt, and freshly-ground pepper.

With Teeth

—   8,000 GIL   ⸻⸻ !

  It once had teeth,   and now you're using yours to devour this lean   sautéed coeurl   that's prepared in creamy butter and our Into the Void red wine. Go on, take a bite.

Eat Your Fill!

● ⸺   THERE'S SOMETHING FOR EVERYONE   ⸻⸻ !

  The Great Below   offers six different menus, and occasionally a seasonal menu. Two are available all hours of the day, while the others are available within certain hours.

Each menu is labeled with the times it's being served, and you will be notified of the current menu upon entering The Great Below. If you aren't told which menu is currently being served, please ask Siyra and she'll let you know!Don't want to ask what time it is, and would rather find out for yourself?   Click here to see the current time in Texas.  We understand you are most likely in a different time zone, but we do ask you please do not order off menu. Being able to help all customers within a timely manner and manage inventory is dependent on this!

Waffle House Hours

● ⸺   IT'S WAFFLE TIME   ⸻⸻ !

If it's between   11:00PM and 5:00AM Central time,   you know what time it is: It's waffle time. Except, you know, no fighting, and we actually have waffles.Regular customers refer to the restaurant as "The Waffle Home" during these hours.
Our menu is very similar to our traditional breakfast menu, with the addition of waffles (obviously) and some other wild things only available at this time of night!

Capital G

—   5,000 GIL   ⸻⸻ !

  Mmmm..   who doesn't love a nice warm cup of   hot chocolate?   Don't want the caffeine, but still want something with rich flavor? The Capital G is for Great, because that's exactly what this is.

So Tired

—   5,000 GIL   ⸻⸻ !

  Out late,   or up early, and need a little pick me up? This famous Eorzean   espresso con panna   is tasty with it's unique dollop of sour cream. Don't knock it 'til you try it!

Eraser

—   5,000 GIL   ⸻⸻ !

  While     orange juice   goes well with breakfast, it serves more than one purpose. It's high in antioxidants and micronutrients, making it good at erasing all those nasty bugs and helps the immune system work properly.

Piggy

—   4,000 GIL   ⸻⸻ !

  Hey, pig, piggy, pig, pig, pig.   What's better than bacon in the morning? Bacon and bread. You can't go wrong with   bacon bread.  

The Perfect Drug

—   4,000 GIL   ⸻⸻ !

  Oh,     cornbread.   Your arrow goes straight through my heart, without you everything just falls apart. You are literally the perfect drug.

Metal

—   6,000 GIL   ⸻⸻ !

  What's more metal   than a plate of   scrambled eggs   for breakfast? Literally nothing. Enjoy this delicious classic by itself, with a coffee, or maybe some bacon bread.

Hurt

—   8,000 GIL   ⸻⸻ !

  Only available   during "Waffle House Hours" (11:00PM - 5:00AM Central time), these delicious   lemon waffles   will help soothe the pain of the bar fights you've been participating in, or a sore body after a night of dancing.

Everything

—   152,000 GIL   ⸻⸻ !

  Just like the lemon waffles,   this order is only available during "Waffle House Hours" (11:00PM - 5:00AM Central time). Also known as the infamous "Garbage Disposal Order," as frequently ordered by Exodus' Thigh Highs, this will grant you   one of every item from this menu, the beverage menu, and the dessert menu.  

Closer to God

—   1,000 GIL   ⸻⸻ !

  It's late, and you've had a rough night.   Maybe you lost a bunch of money gambling, or you got dumped at the bar you just came from. Either way, things aren't looking great for you. You're desperate, you'll take anything you can at this point to make the pain go away.Now introducing:   Closer to God.   For 1,000 gil, you may step up to the Holy Piss Clock and it's Blessed Bowl of Piss. Go ahead. Splash in it. Let the luck flow over you. Be blessed by the great luck this almighty piss bowl brings.If your luck doesn't turn around, we cannot offer any refunds. The Piss Bowl does what the Piss Bowl wants.

Eat Your Fill!

● ⸺   THERE'S SOMETHING FOR EVERYONE   ⸻⸻ !

  The Great Below   offers six different menus, and occasionally a seasonal menu. Two are available all hours of the day, while the others are available within certain hours.

Each menu is labeled with the times it's being served, and you will be notified of the current menu upon entering The Great Below. If you aren't told which menu is currently being served, please ask Siyra and she'll let you know!Don't want to ask what time it is, and would rather find out for yourself?   Click here to see the current time in Texas.  We understand you are most likely in a different time zone, but we do ask you please do not order off menu. Being able to help all customers within a timely manner and manage inventory is dependent on this!

Desserts

● ⸺   FOR THOSE WITH A SWEET TOOTH   ⸻⸻ !

All desserts on this menu are available   all hours of the day.  
If there is no HQ available, you will receive a 50% discount on the ordered item.

Around Every Corner

—   5,000 GIL   ⸻⸻ !

  You can find   a   coffee biscuit   just about anywhere these days. They're known and loved by many, as well as delicious and satisfying every time, no matter what bakery they came from.

Dear World

—   5,000 GIL   ⸻⸻ !

  The     baklava   is a Near Eastern pastry that takes things from all over the world in one pastry. Separated by thin layers of filo dough, each bite is filled with chewy honey and chopped nuts.

Your Touch

—   5,000 GIL   ⸻⸻ !

  These unique   colorful crystals made from an old Far Eastern recipe will soothe your soul and embrace you. Something about   konpeito   that slows down time and makes you feel like a kid again.

The Lovers

—   4,000 GIL   ⸻⸻ !

  Why do we   call these chewy   caramels   "the lovers" you may wonder? Our caramels are made fresh per order and are so good, you may end up ordering a round to go.

Head Down

—   4,000 GIL   ⸻⸻ !

  You're going to   have your head down with this decadent   jellied harcot.   Once you taste the first spoonful of that sweet, sweet harcot, you won't be able to sit back until it's gone.Try and savor it, if you can.

Eat Your Fill!

● ⸺   THERE'S SOMETHING FOR EVERYONE   ⸻⸻ !

  The Great Below   offers six different menus, and occasionally a seasonal menu. Two are available all hours of the day, while the others are available within certain hours.

Each menu is labeled with the times it's being served, and you will be notified of the current menu upon entering The Great Below. If you aren't told which menu is currently being served, please ask Siyra and she'll let you know!Don't want to ask what time it is, and would rather find out for yourself?   Click here to see the current time in Texas.  We understand you are most likely in a different time zone, but we do ask you please do not order off menu. Being able to help all customers within a timely manner and manage inventory is dependent on this!

Seasonal - The Holidays!

● ⸺   FOR THE JOLLY AND THE GRINCHES   ⸻⸻ !

Happy Holidays, everyone! We're glad you're here with us at The Great Below. Please enjoy these   select menu items through Wednesday, January 8th, 2025.   Although we may not be open for service on Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Year's, please know you are more than welcome to be here. The Great Below is a safe place for everyone.All holiday menu items are served   HQ.   If there is no HQ available, you will receive a 50% discount on the ordered item. Any item on this menu is   available at all hours of the day!  

Capital G

—   5,000 GIL   ⸻⸻ !

  While     hot chocolate   is available year round at The Great Below, we wanted to remind everyone it's available at all hours of the day, and is a wonderful beverage to warm you up during the holidays.

Lights in the Sky

—   5,000 GIL   ⸻⸻ !

  Heavenly eggnog   is the perfect holiday treat. Made with raw eggs, thick cream, and honey, something about the taste makes looking up at the stars and watching snow fall so much better. Rum can be added upon request.

Holiday Void

—   5,000 GIL   ⸻⸻ !

  You've had   Into the Void, now get ready for HOLIDAY VOID! For the holidays, we're offering Manischewitz! Our regular wine is only available during dinner hours, however, our Manischewitz is available at all hours of the day. Just remember to order the   Holiday Void!  

Wish

—   8,000 GIL   ⸻⸻ !

  These delicious,   warm   ginger cookies   are just the right amount of sweet, and a great treat to top off your meal with. You'll truly wish you had room for more. If that is the case, you can order five ginger cookies for the discounted price of 30,000 gil.All five must be ordered in the same order.

With Faith

—   10,000 GIL   ⸻⸻ !

  This year,   Hanukkah starts on Christmas (12/25 - 01/02)! Nothing says "Hanukkah sameach" like Siyra's grandmother's   giant popoto pancake   recipe. Enjoy this crunchy treat made with popotos, cheese, garlic and zucchini throughout the holiday season.

Burning Bright

—   10,000 GIL   ⸻⸻ !

  Starlight dodo,   star bright! This holiday favoritefeatures a dodo stuffed with seasonal, savory vegetables, slow-roasted on a spit. It is typically prepared at the end of the year as an offering to the Twelve.Please note this is a tabletop item and cannot be eaten in the restaurant. You can use it as decor in your own home, as well as eat it multiple times.

Our Friends & Family

● ⸺   CHECK THEM OUT   ⸻⸻ !

  Here are venues   affiliated with The Great Below! We appreciate your patronage - make sure to check out our affiliates, too!If you are interested in becoming an affiliate of The Great Below, please reach out to Siyra in-game to start the discussion. As a general rule of thumb, we will   NOT   be affiliating with any NSFW venues, and we would like to establish a friendship with you first!

Senpan Tea House

● ⸺   TEA HOUSE   ⸻⸻⸻ !

  Senpan Tea House   is a beautiful tea house on Exodus run by   Yao Shi.   It's a place for you to relax as long as you'd like (we've fallen asleep there plenty of times!), and enjoy fresh brewed tea and baked goods, if you so wish.Yao-san also has plenty of   beautiful private rooms available for rent,   if that’s more your cup of tea. You can view the tea room catalog on her website. If you're looking for a place to be by yourself, or go on a quiet, romantic date, Senpan is probably the place for you! Senpan Tea House is on the Primal data center, on Exodus, in the 3rd plot of the 26th Ward in the Lavender Beds.

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The Klapper Barrel

● ⸺   BAR & LOUNGE   ⸻⸻⸻ !

  If you're looking for a good time,   but the clubs don't do it for you, check out   The Klapper Barrel!   This basement speakeasy run by   Sydvishous Buutyklap   has wild cocktails, delicious food, and gamba! If you're looking to play some blackjack, come on down and let the klappen happen!  If blackjack isn't your cup of tea,   you can ask anyone on staff for some good ol' fashioned deathroll! Siyra is cursed and never wins at The Klapper Barrel, but you might have better luck!The Klapper Barrel often has a bard on stage, so check it out! You can find this hidden gem on the Primal data center, on Behemoth, in the 38th plot of the 20th ward in Shirogane.

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Thank you!

  We hope   you enjoyed your visit at The Great Below, whether you’re a first time visitor, returning customer, or one of our many regulars. We appreciate each and every one of you and hope to see you again soon.  If you had a good experience,   please let us know by leaving us a short review in our message book upstairs or outside by the front door! You’re also more than welcome to leave a note reminiscence of your time here.When the message book fills up, you can find your messages here, organized by year.

● ⸺ 2023

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